washing the pearl

Female masturbation involving a lot of rubbing/circling of the clitoris; typically performed prior to, during, or after taking a shower.

"Stacy you've been in there for two hours! What are you doing?"

"Go away! I'm washing the pearl!"

by TheStenchofDiscovery July 13, 2015

Wading in on it

posting an unrelated article by a radical commentator that actually proves the other person's point without you realising it.

Here goes Skidoc on gay marriage, wading in on it and somehow legitimizing Rosie o'Donnell's marriage to her cat.

by Crevicular November 16, 2015

washing machine monsters

People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.

"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"

by Kittykatmeow4life December 12, 2015

washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.

Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.

by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016

washington, ga

Meth capital of the world.

Washington, GA is home to many meth heads.

by TomJonesDancePartner July 25, 2016

washing pussy

It is a short rude joke for students who think funny to talk sex before they are 16 .

Sex education teachera says 'this is a what women looks like'

2 Naughty students say to one another other 'yeah but her washing pussy must be clean'

by Lick out women pussy June 5, 2016

Walding's Law

Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.

Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.

etc.

by StudyClassProductions November 2, 2016