Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl

A brown/dark skinned woman or man being in a relationship with a white man or woman.

Person 1: Those two, they’re like a chocolate and vanilla swirl.

Person 2: Mhm, they’re so cute together.

by Luka >0< November 9, 2024

Vanilla gift card

Trash gift card that are sold by the scammers called "vanilla", You can't use them on eBay and other online retailers for "security reasons" which is an absolute shitty lie. Sometimes the card refuses to work because someone hacked it and drained it immediately after purchase.

My Vanilla gift card is absolute shit.

by ekxer3 November 25, 2023

Vanilla Chicken

A vanilla chicken is a very boring male with no spice or any exciting qualities to his personality.

"Hey Hannah, have you been on a second date with Gary?" "Nah, he's too much of a vanilla chicken to hang with again".

by Ards9 March 22, 2022

Vanilla-Faced

When you ejaculate, you rub it on the back of your hand. You then slap someone with the palm of your hand and afterwards you backhand the person in one quick motion. The sperm from the back of your hand will stick on the persons face, thus giving them a "vanilla face."

After pulling out of his girlfriends vagina, Jizzy J busted a fat nut on the back of his hand a vanilla-faced the hell out of her.

by David Alto February 29, 2008

vanilla page

A personal Facebook page where you have close friends and family viewing your timeline status posts, Unlike group pages where you can act a goddamn fool and post pretty much what you are REALLY feeling.

Please don't post bullshit on my vanilla page, post it in the group. Hey, my church sees my vanilla page! Um, my parents are on my vanilla page. PG page

by Ike Mamazon May 30, 2016

choc-vanilla Swirl

When you diarrohea in the toilet then proceed to virgorously jerk your peen, eventually cumming onto the excreted shit. Furthermore you flush it to get a glorious semen poo mixed bowl.

"Hey, i might've 'choc-vanilla swirled' at your dads crib on the weekend"

by jamima.mailbox November 24, 2022

vanilla

Conventional, ordinary, non-deviating, plain.

With no modifications or perversions. The most basic form of something.

1. In games:

Original form of the game without any mods (or sometimes even DLC s)

2. In BDSM
The opposite of kinky. Not in any way involved with BDSM. Without kinks or fetishes.

Player 1: "I adore the clean look of my builds in vanilla Minecraft!"
Player 2: "True, but have you ever tried any mods? They add stunning visual elements to the game!"

Person 1: "My girlfriend prefers keeping things simple in the bedroom. I doubt she would enjoy spanking."
Person 2: "That's totally fine. Some people enjoy the intensity of BDSM, but others stick to a more 'vanilla' approach to their relationships."

by db20godzina November 16, 2023