Either some form of roommate or house guest who comes in and drains all of the milk from your fridge.
May come in the form of the extremely polite "gentleman vampire" who replaces your milk in abundance compared to what they drank, or the "Nosferatu" type that fiends upon all dairy in the house while leaving no consideration for others in it's path.
May come in the form of the extremely polite "gentleman vampire" who replaces your milk in abundance compared to what they drank, or the "Nosferatu" type that fiends upon all dairy in the house while leaving no consideration for others in it's path.
"I just bought that milk today! I can't believe that you already drank it all you freaking dairy vampire!"
by Haunter_Rayne January 23, 2021
Get the dairy vampiremug. A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird
by Vampire Son's Friend February 1, 2022
Get the Vampire Dadmug. by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022
Get the Vampire Herpesmug. Girl 1: Ew! He has such gross fang teeth.
Girl 2: True, but I've heard he gives a good vampire dumplin'
Girl 2: True, but I've heard he gives a good vampire dumplin'
by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016
Get the Vampire Dumplin'mug. Someone who watches other people play video games that have knowledge-based puzzles, because (having played the game themselves already) they already know the solution and wish to re-experience the thrill of someone working it out.
by TfGuy44 September 25, 2023
Get the epiphany vampiremug. To vampire is to hire an albino and make them bite a friend og family member, then after a few days you start putting a little bit of molly in their food at night, the they will start craving the night, and if all goes well the will think they are a vampire and bite someone.
by King albert III February 27, 2023
Get the To vampiremug. The act of drilling a hole in the chest of a sexual partner and then inserting your penis in said hole.
by da real pair June 19, 2020
Get the Solid Vampiremug.