by yeeticusprime April 2, 2022
Get the vampire diving mug.Tom: “I met this girl last night who was so coked out she didn’t go to sleep until 8 in the morning! What an LA Vampire!”
by RickiAwful March 3, 2022
Get the LA vampire mug.Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!
by the Trump Administration November 27, 2020
Get the Vampire Special mug.Something that never dies
'' Queen Elizabeth II is a vampire!''
by QueenElizabethThe2ndFan November 29, 2020
Get the Vampire mug.by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021
Get the Vampire Teabag mug.When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).
"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"
by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021
Get the Vampires' Desperation mug.by Creativelingo January 18, 2021
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