sears tower suicide

The best, most awesome way to an hero. Guaranteed success, and an awesome fall to boot! Do it while it's snowing for maximum win.

Tom: Hey, how are you gonna kill yourself?
Me: Isn't it obvious - sears tower suicide all the way!

by jackasaur January 1, 2012

twin towers

means big ugly two front teeth

hi twin towers

by ag1dabest May 18, 2009

Trump Tower

Donald Trumps genitalia

When you're giving her the Trump Tower and she yells MAGA!

by SmileyJones June 16, 2017

Tower Bower

A fictional automobile resemblant of a VW beetle, but six storeys high and equipped with seating on every level. Windshield is bullet proof (for an additional fee of $27) and spans the entire height of the car. Costs much less than a luxury sedan and very comfortably seats 24. Available in one of 17 different shades.

"We took the New England Patriots to their game in the Tower Bower yesterday."

by Jamie from Halifax January 8, 2009

towerhour

A significant hour more profound in meaning than others

It was significant to observe that he experienced his catharsis during that particular towerhour.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

towertubby

a player that stays near a guard tower in pvp

We can't kill that towertubby because he won't move away from that tower!

by Boximus March 7, 2009

TowerTazer

TowerTazer - an ankle bracelet device with an audible alarm and electronic shock feature that awakens any person who is not moving for more than 5 minutes...

HE: Did you hear that air traffic controllers have a behavior problem and are putting us all at risk?

SHE: Yes, and a TowerTazer could put a stop to that..!

HE: Wonder what the ACLU/Unions will say about this..

SHE: Probably want paid naps...and more sleepy workers...

HE: Maybe we need to all join CAGI...the citizen's union..

by op_position May 9, 2011