Turkey nigger

An insult of the highest kind. Possibly originated in Queens during a very important press conference between two very influential future world leaders

ex. "fucking turkey niggers always causin a ruckus"

by timmah! June 22, 2004

tockey

Tockey Combines the best of foosball with the best of hockey.

I couldn't wait to trade my lame Foosball table in for my awesome new Tockey Table!

by Deliveryboy21 April 16, 2007

turkey jerkey

when you jerk off a turkey

when a bunch of good ol boys get shit faced and run out of caws to tip they sneak into barns and run a turkey jerkey circle

by rob n john January 17, 2009

Turkey Holocaust

Thanksgiving.

Seth: "Annually, an average of 240 million factory farmed turkeys will be slaughtered this week in celebration of a successful harvest season"

Janine:"You mean the turkey holocaust."

Billy:"Oh, Thanksgiving"

by Word Burglar October 11, 2010

turkey turd

Turkey Turds are the massive gravy poop you take the day after thanksgiving once everything is digested. The remnants of Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Stuffing, Green Beans, and Beer. Also will include full pieces of corn. Usually consisting of 3 full waves over 15 minutes, the Turkey Turd can take an extreme toll on the body.

Matt "Dude where'd you go? You were gone for like 20 Minutes"

Sam "I just took a massive turkey turd."

by sEaKm November 27, 2012

smokey tokey time

When the factors that be align in perfect harmony, to suggest the opportune moment to give thanks and praises to jah through burning of the ganj.

Phone Call:

Guy 1: Yo man, you done with class yet?

Guy 2: Yea...i just got out.

Guy 1: Word, meet me at my place in ten minutes then. It's smokey tokey time.....and bring a blunt.

by mikemcspleefy February 29, 2008

Punching the Turkey Sub

1. Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol with your wife on "date night" resulting in the drunk hungry's, which can only be satisfied by a trip to the local sub shop for a foot long. After deciding one sub isn't enough she tries to grab yours and when denied punches the sub out of your hands. The evening ends with no midnight meal and no consummation of date night, leaving you with no option but to " Punch the turkey sub" yourself.

Date night ended with Jen passed out and me "Punching the Turkey Sub."

by HarryTanline April 10, 2010