Tori

that one girl who you can tell anything to and sweet to most people

tori if you see this i love you <3

by lazy_bonez March 9, 2022

dirty tornado

Licking a person's shitty asshole in a swirling motion. Then spitting what you lick into a used water bottle and keeping it on your nightstand as a makeshift lava lamp, and adding every shitty asshole spit into it over time.

Dude, what is that on your nightstand?

Its my dirty tornado!

by ProChoicePope January 24, 2014

c and b torture

cock and ball torture

lets get some c and b torture

by Bicboi888 November 5, 2020

T or C

Abbreviation for Truth or Consequences, formerly know as Hot Springs, New Mexico. A small desolate wasteland of a town located in the Southern New Mexico desert. Populated by meth addicts, yuppies and old people. Named after the popular game show, Truth or Consequences.

Hey, I went to T or C.

by BobbyDes June 14, 2008

torque piss

When you wake up in the morning with a hard on and you need to urinate and you need to apply a great amount of torque to aim into the bowl. The alternatives are to 1) do a hand stand so that it is properly aimed (usualy too drunk to perform this manuever). 2) Stand about 8-10 feet away from the bowl (many tries usually in public bathrooms are necessary to perfect this manuver) and as the arcing stream becomes less and less to walk toward the bowl. 3) Pee in the shower (old standby but one must be awake enough to make sure and not piss in ones own face). 4) Masturbate so that the erection is used up (this is a gamble as sometimes the erection will not go down manually and will cause complications in the workings of the torque piss.

Man, I had such a boner this morning that I had to put one leg up on the sink behind me and torque piss before I could shower.

by rplusplus November 30, 2006

torque

The force that raises your heels off of the floor when you take a leak with "morning wood".

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Tord

Originally comes from the great guy; Tord S S*********.
The word is used to describe anything positive and good.

That is a Tordy shirt you are wearing.
I like your tits, they look like Tord.
Check out that Tord.
If I could be anyone or anything. I would be Tord.
Wow, Tord is greater than Alex
Pure Tordsomeness

by Kåreklo September 27, 2011