Luke Pitchen

A young man mostly tormented by his over sized forehead who experiences a painful case of le símp.
If you come across this young man please be aware he may be walking obscurely because of his recent penetration from the behind.

“Hey there isn’t that Luke Pitchen who is always simping”
“Yeah mate I heard he took it up the arse for her”

by icantbelieveyouvedonethis.... February 17, 2021

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Luke Nowell

A Luke Nowell is pretty nice, decent body shape and is also terrified of Super Mario Galaxy for the Nintendo Wii

Me: I talked to a Luke Nowell today.
Person: yeah, who needs confidence when you can be like that

by Smexyman69 May 29, 2020

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luke bennet

scenes at 16 dudely hill

gitttt out ginger ninjas at 16 dudely hill

luke bennet is ginge

by lukestoner234 February 13, 2023

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Luke Pontisso

A sexy Loving Beast and he has a huge PECKER and he is a hot man and he will give you what you want!!! ;)

Luke Pontisso is Amazing

by LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL Yeet October 23, 2019

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Luke Mitri

One of the best kinds of people in the world. A Luke Mitri would be like a gentleman, always pushing away girls. Saying "I'm sorry that I pushed you away girl, but I always wanted you to come back girl." In general a ladies man, in spare time Luke Mitri is a very talented musician like John Lenon or Chairman Mao. He is a skilled fighter and boxing champion at the schomberg fair. Getting good grades in applied a role model to the whole student body. People want to be him, though Luke Mitri can be used as slang to the person who killed Biggie Luke usually carries a 50 cal. Berreta around getting bitches.

"I saw Luke Mitri today and jizzed buckets as DJ BLITZZZZ walked in after a scrap with edward."

Guy1: WOW you hear Luke Mitri's Music!
Guy2: Man it is BARF.
Guy3: I would if I could.
Guy1: MAN I wish I had what he had. I'm so underprivileged.

by My name is what? November 4, 2013

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