The third guy

In a presidential election, since there are two candidates, (Republican and Democrat) there is often a "third" delegate; someone else running as an "Independent" whom nobody has ever heard of.

I didn't like either of the candidates, so I voted for the third guy.

by Mercana March 21, 2020

The Third Way

Third paradigm in man's relationship with God in which God is man.

The third way is of Iranian origin.

The third way is a third paradigm of theism in which God is man.

It replaces the first two paradigms 'man cannot be God' which comes from monotheism and 'man shall be as Gods' (paganism).

by fightfacilities November 15, 2020

third-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's third-cousin.
2- Third-cousin's grandchild.

My third-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Third string punter

Somebody worthless to a team of any thing
Like cats birds dogs or even John cenas
If you get lucky a team of Cadens

He is a worthless third string punter

by Shitass69420 May 24, 2019

Third Wheeling

Sexual position where one woman, laying on her back on edge of bed, is having sex with man, standing on floor. Second woman is standing on bed, bent over making out with first woman and being chowed by man

I’m gonna be third wheeling Jake and Erica later tonight

by Madam kamay November 30, 2021

Sir. Yappington the Third

A person, usually male, who constantly talks non-sense, or yaps that they could either be royal or knighted for how much they do so.

James: Please make room for our highness you peasants, Sir. Yappington the Third is coming through!
Billy: *Yaps his way through the hall*
Philip: *Starts to tear up* His yaps.. They're so beautiful..

by The Remsters April 19, 2024

third great-cousin-nephew

Third cousin's grandson.

My third great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019