jelks wind

A made up word that will and leaks made up that is for “religious reasons.”
Yo that’s pretty jelks wind!
by That_ one _guy July 22, 2020
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Tasmanian Wind Chime

The man stands up on the bed, the woman then stands on a stool or chair and starts sucking the man. The man grabs the woman and kicks out the chair having the woman hanging while sucking the man. Her legs will dangle like a wind chime.
After a couple shots of ropaadope whiskey she let me hit the Tasmanian wind chime last night, I had her singing like a wind chime.
by BC694 February 24, 2025
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wind tunneling

Refers to someone stumbling and having a hard time standing up straight without swaying when drunk (because they look like they are walking through a strong wind tunnel).
Oh no, Mike's wind tunneling down the hall. Guess he shouldn't have had those extra shots.
by Mary Pickford November 19, 2007
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Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 24, 2021
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Piss in the wind tunnel

Peeing in someone’s butt while she farts on your penis.
by Tina’s June 06, 2019
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winding the watch

A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.
where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...
by tackonator March 02, 2012
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wind denier

A person who doesn’t believe in wind or anything pertaining to wind
Dang it’s windy outside“
“How can wind deniers not believe in this”
by Michael Jordan the Star April 07, 2023
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