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The Jam Scale

The jam scale is a method by which a song's quality may be determined subjectively, and ranges from 0-10. A song's jam rating is determined by several factors which themselves range from 0-10, and are averaged to achieve the final jam rating:

1. Verbal approval of the jam from the sample listening party.

2. Physical response to the jam (i.e. headbanging, toe-tapping, dancing, singing along, etc.)

3. Memorability/recognizability of the jam.

4. Broadness of the jam's appeal (e.g. a classical music fan headbanging to death metal).

5. The frequency of these responses based on repeated listening. A jam's rating may not be high at first, but may increase upon repeated exposure.

Due to the subjective nature of the jam scale, ratings can vary wildly from different sample groups. It is not recommended to pollute your own data with another group's, nor theirs with yours.
"Hey, I just found this sweet new track. I'd call it a 7-8 on the jam scale, but I'd have to get some numbers on that."
by Chrenolda June 14, 2018
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Trent Scale

The hardest scale in the world. On this scale if you get a 5 that is a 10 on any regular scale. Anytime you are rated on the Trent Scale you know it will be a harsh rating.
“How do I look?”
Probably a 4 on the Trent Scale.”
“Yay, that’s like a 8 on a real scale!!”
by izzyizzy6969 June 18, 2018
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pillsbury scale

The pillsbury scale is the level of attractiveness of an individual's abdomen based on how much their belly button inspires you to poke it.

The scale is mostly a phenominalogical experience and as a consequence has yet to be concretely defind.
Jerry is ranking high on the pillsbury scale today.
by Puhtooie February 18, 2019
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toolbox scale

The Toolbox scale is meant to best represent the jobs most suitable for societal misfits within Canadian industry. Some jobs are simply meant for the more unconventional types of personality. While these people in many cases cannot hold down more normal jobs in society, in many cases they thrive in their ideal occupation. The list is not all inclusive, and only encompasses positions where observation based data has been collected.

Toolbox Scale in ascending order, with a higher level of misfit at the top.
1- Roofers and Basement Cribbers
2- Asphalt Crew, Road Crew, Welders
3- Pipeliners, Oilfield Camp Staff
4- Tree Planters, Drillers
5- Seismic Workers, Well Completions Crews, Wireline crews
6- Vacuum Truck & Picker Operators, Earthworks & Heavy Equipment Operators
7- Hazardous Waste and Sanitation Workers, Painters, Plumbers & HVac Workers
8- Pipefitters, Boilermakers, Iron Workers
9- Electricians, Land Surveyors, Carpenters, Warehouse Personnel (incl Shipper-Receivers)

10- Truckers, Bus Drivers, Industrial Health & Safety Workers
Those seismic workers are weird, but they rank higher than tree planters on the Toolbox Scale.
by Dr Phil's Nurse September 19, 2018
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eyelash scale

The longer the fake eyelashes, the crazier the person.
The eyelash scale is the best predictor of upcoming drama.
by Professor grandmaster G August 13, 2022
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Dicks & Fish Scale

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.
Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.
by Big Guy Richard April 26, 2022
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