Chav

Chavs are bitches with no lives who have nothing better to do than make people think their not better than them and who all have the same personality, voice and all look the same their like fucking robots and they really peak in school and as soon as schools over they have no friends left and end up working at a shitty job like maccies or supermarket or some shit like that because they were to busy to listen and failed every subject

That’s a chavvy bitch

by Potato173 November 5, 2021

Chav

A girl/boy who think they hard because they were too much fake tan and ride their bikes on the street the girls think there bare peng sticking their tongues and butts out cos they think they got big back the boys think their the shit cos they wear masks and ride their bikes Around The place like they in some fucking gang

They’ll get there olders on you if they don’t like ya cos they can’t fight for shit and need somebody else to do it for them

Them girls got them thick ass eyebrows and think they look cute when they really look like slags who need to pattern up

“Why she so orange”
“Cos she’s a chav”

by Haydyn November 24, 2019

Chav 2022

I am so glad not to have grown up like a chav in 2022

*Chav 2022* Young individuals around the ages of 6-35. Absolutely useless bastards who dress up in fake black branded clothing acting "hard" they are typically found in the united kingdom everywhere you go from the times around 6pm-2am since their social status is very low. They come out at these times to find a "mate" around 3 years younger than them. You are best of to keep away from these as they can be dangerous as well as contiguous with many diseases similar to rodents. They are also very territorial and make sure to keep a good grip on your items as they tend to target normal people for their valuables it is very important to keep note that if you have a good mountain bike they will say to their fellow chav "yo fed dat bike bro" the word "fed" is a slang word for "steal" . "Chavs" also go by the names as "mandem" mandem is the slang word for the male chav, "gyaldem" is also slang for the female type of chav. One good thing to note is even though they look tough, you are way above in society than they are even if you are homeless.

by IReallyHateChavs October 31, 2022

Chav bin

The job centre.

Ran got his giro from the chav bin

by Raminjamin February 1, 2019

Chav

Can be an absolute slag or an absolute druggie neither are good avoid these people at all costs

Oh my gosh that girl over there is chav

by NI Rants November 3, 2019

Chav

A young child.

Before chav became a sterotype this is what the word was used for, especially within the romany community.

“Aww look at the little chav over there”
“Oh look it’s Paul and his chavvie”

by hater4leyefe January 18, 2025

Chav

These are a unique specimen who come in a variety of shapes and sizes. They think they are hard just because their dads are banged up and their sisters are knocked up. One of the most popular type of chav is the ‘white roadman’. These chavs tend to meet on street corners and shout swear words very loudly. They wear a wide range of clothing, usually Puma or Adidas tracksuits in neutral tones such as grey, black or navy. They always stink of weed and one in three is a dealer. Chavs are not very picky about their women, as long as the girl is willing to do anything. Chavs usually end up getting at least four girls pregnant but won’t have anything to do with it. They usually have around six brothers and sisters all with names like Keegan, Kian, Kai, Kaylee, Kayla and Kelsie. They all live in a council house with an abandoned shopping trolley outside by the door and their pit bull or staffy.

Some chav language:
Chav 1: wag1 g
Chav 2: my guy what u sayin
Chav 1: rahhh kelsie’s preggers again

Chav 2: Ahh bless, I can do her a deal on some weed

by Keegan. But not a chav October 11, 2019