chav's are people who wear urban clothing can be considered wanna be's..occasionally hang out in fastfood places...or malls..diong nothing..usually white ppl...
mom-hey honey what'd you do today..??
kidd-went to mcd's
mom-thats all and with who?
kidd-me an freinds
mom-what did yo do there
kidd-sit and chill
mom--thats all wait with who?wait...
narrator(kidd left room)
obviouseley chav's hang at mc's
kidd-went to mcd's
mom-thats all and with who?
kidd-me an freinds
mom-what did yo do there
kidd-sit and chill
mom--thats all wait with who?wait...
narrator(kidd left room)
obviouseley chav's hang at mc's
by 1#chavwhoisawesomebtch.. September 20, 2010

well, chavs are usual teens or young adults and are the sort of people you don’t want to mix with. they smoke, do drugs, skip school, fail school etc. boys tend to where shitty caps 24/7 an girls tend to wear tight jeans to show off they’re non existing ass (which they would stick out in photos) as well low cut tops to show off their tits, but not too low cut so you can’t see their push up bra. girls have these messy, floppy buns on the top of their head and decide to sing along to chavvy music in their fake designer tops with their drawn on eyebrows but no other make up on snapchat. boys seem to wear hoodies as well as their caps as mentioned before. all the chavs seem to speak like, ‘bruh, i’ll bang your out bruv. nah mate, don’t be getting rude. you’re bare snakey man. i’m getting vexed, lowe it bro. alow it. me an ma g’s will come shank u ousside maccies bruv. mums, mums i’ll do it.’
speaking of ‘maccies’ or ‘mcdonald’s’, they always seem to be hanging around outside but don’t actually have enough money to go in.
speaking of ‘maccies’ or ‘mcdonald’s’, they always seem to be hanging around outside but don’t actually have enough money to go in.
chav 1: “bruv, if i giv yu the last fag, u best mums it you’ll gimme on tomo bro.”
chav 2: “yeh yeh bruv, truss.”
chav 3: “ew look at that rags girl man, she’s bare dog bruv.”
chav 2: “yeh yeh bruv, truss.”
chav 3: “ew look at that rags girl man, she’s bare dog bruv.”
by trust me it’s true January 8, 2019

by Macdonald's November 13, 2017

“Look at that chav wearing 95s! Ew”
by Snsksjs November 23, 2018

A white person in Northern England (in a boy's case) who tries to act black by using MLE but using it to the point where they sound retarded and cringy and wears tracksuits all the time thinking they're the shit but in reality, they look like dumb fucks. Honestly I hate them little shits.
Whereas the female version of a chav is when a white girl puts an awful amount of tan to the point where they look like normani from fifth harmony, wears loud tracksuits thinking they look like paris hilton but in reality they look like a baby with down syndrome. You may see them in tik tok, that's how they usually look. You will see them mostly in ireland (basically everywhere in the UK but london but there's a tiny population of them there). They are usually very rude.
Whereas the female version of a chav is when a white girl puts an awful amount of tan to the point where they look like normani from fifth harmony, wears loud tracksuits thinking they look like paris hilton but in reality they look like a baby with down syndrome. You may see them in tik tok, that's how they usually look. You will see them mostly in ireland (basically everywhere in the UK but london but there's a tiny population of them there). They are usually very rude.
Your dumbass: Why does that irish traveller, Miranda look like that? She's almost the colour of beyonce!
Me: She's a chav.
Me: She's a chav.
by HAVE YOUR MAN SCREAM WOII OIII July 16, 2020

Annoying English girls that think wearing caked makeup will cover up their acne and make their cheek bones ‘pop’. they usually do their hair in a messy fan bun and dress slutty so that older men will think they are mature. They always spray their Victoria secret shitty ass spray on someone who they think ‘stinks’ and they will make fun of the way you dress, act, speak or for just being you.
Person: omg did you see Becky’s makeup it’s so caked
Becky (Chav): ya makin foon of ma makeoop?! Do you wan me to bang you out?! Little bastard.
Becky (Chav): ya makin foon of ma makeoop?! Do you wan me to bang you out?! Little bastard.
by Hairypoppins November 10, 2019
