Pole Patch

The international symbol for homosexuality, used by homo's world wide to symbol that their mouth has a distinct taste for pole

Wow... Gian actually has a Pole Patch... No wonder his facebook doesn't give a sexual preference.

by Todd the destroyer June 15, 2011

north pole status

When something or somewhere is really really really cold. Almost as if you were in the North Pole

The classroom was north pole status, I needed 3 sweatshirts and a blanket.

by Tara Sugimoto September 4, 2013

fag pole

An erecton a homosexual male grows when seeing a man that he thinks is gorgeous.

That guy just gave me a fag pole!

by Randle Manly June 26, 2016

I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 9, 2023

brown pole

The act of using anything in a phallic manner for the purposes of anal sex.

Richard was always a kinky fella, but when he decided to brown pole his bike without the seat on it, that just brought it to a whole new level.

by Octospectre June 26, 2023

Totem pole

Charlie Huston will open his vagina on my head and I will get under him, put my head inside it and pick him up then we will walk around and kick Ethan’s ass

I totem pole, Charlie Huston

by Big boe June 30, 2025

scoring pole

Girls getting fucked

What did you do last summer? I spent the summer scoring pole.

by Pauly Pepper November 15, 2023