Josh matthews

3.1 inches long and is bad at rugby (got flattened by Clarence)

OMG he is such a josh matthews

by The vimtoad November 9, 2018

The Josh Battle

The epic battle to keep the name that never took place at 4/24/2021

Hey, did you see the Josh battle?

No, because they pulled an area 51 raid on us and never showed

by the josh that would have won April 20, 2021

Josh Favor

A small but inconvenient request, which you feel obligated to fulfill despite any valid reasoning.

Josh says, "Hey quick favor!" You say, "Oh a Josh favor, o.k." <give him the look and do the favor>

Tid- Bit: Josh is great at making you feel bad!!

by Espixyz December 11, 2010

Josh Going

An absolutely amazing guy, with a beautiful smile and an amazing body. He always makes you laugh and never fails to make anyone smile. He is a loving brother and the most perfect boyfriend in the whole world. It’s hard not to fall in love with him.

“Never in my life have a been more in love with you Josh Going, im sorry i didn’t realise sooner- i cant wait to spend the rest of my life with you, you’re my everything”

by basicwhitegirl<3 June 16, 2019

Josh Watts

An 18 year old Footy Legend from Jerrabomberra, NSW Australia. He is known for being a gay cunt who didn't vote for Gladys Berejiklian. He is not allowed near any schools or playgrounds as he is known for having questionable relationships with minors. He is not a well respected man as he once pumped 11 yes! 11 fucking Jigalitres of period blood out of his grandmother.

I rape niggers like I'm Josh Watts.

I was sweating more than Josh Watts in a nursery.

by BigDickBrianBitches March 24, 2019

her Josh

A girl's close male 'friend' that she sleeps with when her self esteem is a bit low. Usually an ex. The guy that every significant other should beware of any time he screws up even slightly. You'll know which one he is because she'll talk about him like you'll never be quite as charming/good in bed/sensitive/etc. as he is.

"Her boyfriend looked at another girl at the mall, but she felt better after she hooked up with her Josh." or "Hey man, that guy's her Josh when she starts hanging out with him again you might as well just pack your shit."

by Anne C C February 27, 2008

Maia and Josh

Maia is a smart, attractive girl that always catches Josh's attention just by walking into a room. Josh is also very smart but sort of introverted but wishes he could show Maia that they are meant to be together. But he is so shy that he doesn't know how to talk to her sometimes because he is afraid she will ignore him. Other people think they make for a cute couple but Maia thinks of Josh as sort of different. All the other guys she has dated have abused there power as her boyfriend treating her like they are better than her and she is just there to hold the title that position bestows on her, and josh wants to treat her like a princess and show her what it feels like to be in a real relationship. Josh matches the type of people Maia likes to date but for some reason there's something missing. Josh often feels like he is just standing there staring at Maia, reaching his hand out trying to get her to take his hand to show her a beautiful place through a magical door and she walks by without even noticing him, making a bee line straight for someone who is wearing a mask, ready at a moments notice to peel it off and dump her like garbage. Ask Jackson E.

Maia and Josh are a perfect couple.
Wow, Josh is so lucky to be dating someone as hot as Maia.
Maia must be proud to have a man as muscular and caring as Josh.
Maia and Josh are partners in their advanced science class.
Josh and Maia would make such a better couple than Lawton or Mikell.

by Finnanutt January 23, 2018