Football

The little bitches version of rugby if they can’t handle pain like real men

Football is such a pussy sport for bitches

by Bigbossboris September 18, 2018

football

the sport where you kick a ball and pretend to D I E when someone touches you're ear

football player 1: (touches ear)
football player 2: (drops to the ground and pretends he got ran over) AAAHHHH MY EVERYTHING!!!
football player 1: wtf?
referee: that's not a fault
football team 2 fans: WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S TOTALLY A FAULT!!!!!

by burgerking footletuce November 30, 2018

Football

Football= A game played for 90 mins with 22 men which, in the end Bruno Fernandes either assists or scores a goal

It's called football i don't know why American's call it the S word

by Marcus Looth January 1, 2021

American Football

literally the definition of rugby for wimps

Guy 1: do you wanna play American football
Guy 2: naaa
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: only for wimps

by Lol_hahah11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 10, 2021

coventry sphinx football club

The greatest football club of all time

The Coventry sphinx football club is the best

by Hi2007. November 25, 2019

Kiss a football⚽️ player day

At the 3rd of december is official "Kiss a football player" day.

OMG I have to kiss him it's Kiss a football⚽️ player day.

by SBaumgart December 2, 2021

football kink

where the person uses football during seggs

'Have you heard Zak has a football kink? Darcy said.

'No surprise' replied ems

by chaeyoungsangel August 12, 2021