open door policy

While living in a community usually in the college setting, such as a dorm or apartment. Open door policy means masturbating whilst the door remains open for the rest of the house/dorm mates to see.

Matt: Dude go walk by 706!

Neil: Why?

Matt: Brian is enforcing the open door policy!

Neil: Oh Gawd!

by LeeH May 1, 2011

next door neighbor

people that know your all your bussiness even when you DON'T tell them.

the next door neighbors even know when i take a crap

by Bonnie T June 20, 2008

guy next door

A guy known for his kind, sensitive, caring personality rather than his good looks and charm. Usually a bit of a geek or nerd, the guy next door is the guy who is a really good friend to girls, but who never gets a romantic relationship with said "girl friends". Usually is very shy and reserved.

1. He's kind of the guy next door; he's a great friend, but I just can't picture something happening with us.

2. Me.

by Disco Stu December 8, 2004

front door neighbor

The person who lives across the street from your house.

Alex: Who's that?
Luiza:That's my front door neighbor!

by ALBANIAN January 16, 2015

Blow doors down

What the rock duo known as Tenacious D had to do in order to defeat Satan.

adj. A state of intense hardcore rocking. Usually resultant in faces melting.

JB- Come on Kage, now its time to blow doors down.
KG- Im with you Jables, now its time to blow doors down.
JB- Light up the stage now its time for a showdown.
KG- We'll bend you over and we'll take you to brown town.

by Beezleboss1 October 16, 2008

shut the front door

NOT used for S.T.F.U. replacement but for a more light hearted "Get the F* outta here" "I can't believe it" banter used mainly by "valley" type girls.

Vicky:Ohh, I just got this Gucci sweater for only $75.
Cindy: Shut the front door!! that's awsome!

by Yari0 February 15, 2010

kick in the back door

to be penetrated rectally, generally by a penis.
Being buggered.

He is so hot i'd give him a kick in the back door

by master luke July 10, 2006