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stripper tits

(n.) 1. Any form of fake breasts especially excessively large ones 2. a woman who possesses said fake breasts.

(ex.) An exclamation of utter surprise or bewilderment.
(n.)1. I heard Jess got some work done on her, she came out with stripper tits.
2. Hey, way to go there stripper tits.

(ex.) TV Announcer: And the Packers lead the Pats 34-3.
Pats fan: Stripper tits!
by TommyOkktane January 16, 2004
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tit mongler

one who motorboats the elderly.
by Fin8715 April 7, 2011
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tits forward

Enthusiastic of, supportive of, excited about, or infatuated with a person, place or thing, especially in excess. Derived from the common wisdom that women enjoy having their breasts fondled.
1.
A: "Did you have any luck with Becky?"
B. "Nah, I tried hooking up with her, but she's all tits forward about Jeff nowadays."

2.
A: "Hey, have you heard? Justin started a petition to end gay bashing in the army."
B: "I know, he's so tits forward about gay rights."
by bluescythe December 22, 2007
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Tits Out

To ride or race with a tremendous amount of effort, courage, or gusto.

The female identified equivalent of “Balls to the Wall”.
“She was riding Tits Out down the back straight away”.
by Betsy Zimbabwe September 24, 2020
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Rolling tits

Rolling is the act of being high on molly.
“I’ve been rolling tits for 2 hours, that molly hit”
by Enor muskok August 4, 2019
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Tits Mahony

a person who enjoys "tits" more than any other average person
Man that dawg obsessed with dem tits, call him tits mahony
by lilcity321 December 15, 2009
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Fashion Tit

An exposed female breast, commonly used in high fashion/editorial photography, as a crutch to distract the viewer from bad photography, awful clothing or lack of overall aesthetic substance.

Photographers often refer to this as "artistic" in an attempt to distance themselves from porn even though a male audience will shamelessly pleasure themselves to a subtly exposed fashion tit.
"I was about to toss my wife's collection of old Vogue magazines until I caught glimpse of a fashion tit. I immediately changed my mind and took a new course of action... and tossed them 3 minutes later."
by Joey_Baggad0nuts November 14, 2012
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