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dirty taint 

Greg Fuck you, you’re a dirty taint!
dirty taint by momlover69420 October 17, 2018
The hottest girl in the freaking world, covered in tons of bracelets, and anklets. Looks up to Ke$ha (has a lady crush on her) , and LOVES A GIRL NAMED KIM<33
Oh that girl's definitely a "Tailer"!
Tailer by KimTaii$Moneyy April 15, 2011

TAINT LOVER 

Japhous. One who loves a taint on his face.
As Japhous worked his way up the ranks to be Taint Master, he also became Jenny's Taint Lover.
TAINT LOVER by Tomasshole September 25, 2006

taint painter

One who pulls out before cumming, and 'paints' the taint with love juice, or a fart that turns out to be more, and 'paints' the taint with shit.


"Last night i gave Jill a taint painter!" or "On the way home from the party last night, I thought I had to fart, but it turned out to be a taint painter!
taint painter by W.H.Sandwich shop February 4, 2009

taint gnats 

Taint gnats are similar to the female poon gnats. Theyre equally as annoying, but the only difference is that they prefer not to swarm around the female nether region...these particular little gnats seem to prefer the male-friendly taint. See also Poon Gnats.
As the dog ran by on the hot summer evening, I prayed his taint gnats wouldnt take a pit stop near my sweet tea.
taint gnats by JBMX81 January 7, 2011

In the taint 

A term used when someone is going through a rough time in their life or in deep trouble; this term would be used as a term of sympathy. In reference to the area of the taint, specifically on a male.
Honey, you are really in the taint right now.

You lost your keys? Dude, you are totally in the taint!
In the taint by Vrap Poop Tongue December 17, 2012