Off the table

I would curl your lil toes, flip you over, and keep pumping.
Hym "Yeah, somevody wanted me to respond to that so.... There. At least, that's what I did to the last one 😉 But that's neither here nor there. I already told you: OFF THE TABLE. You're practically my niece at this point and it's gross."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2023
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Peanut Free Table

The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.
Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.
by Track and Shield November 12, 2021
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Peanut Free Table

The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.
Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
by Track and Shield November 11, 2021
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Coffee Table Friend

A so-called friend that, just as coffee table books, is just for display and entertainment.
I didn't know you were friends with John!

Oh, no. He's just a coffee table friend.
by Yeovah's Ass March 27, 2020
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Cristmass Table

WHen your work, arrange a party around the Cristmass holiday. All of the employe dress up and drink untill their so wasted, that they do all sort of stupid things and try to hit on everything with a pulse.
I got a Cristmass Table tonigh, it will be awsome... maby i nail some of the girls from work.
by Monsterball November 19, 2005
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Round Table

A chain of pizza parlors with numerous locations in Alaska,Arizona, California, Hawaii, Nevada, Oregon, and Washington.
"You've lived here 4 months already...and still haven't been to Round Table?!"
"Yeah...so? Pizza isn't really my favorite."
"Fuck you."
"No, fuck you!"
by CBinion91 May 18, 2020
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feet under the table

Unwelcome person dining at your table.
Her new nigga is at my old house with his feet under the table.
by D Chris April 22, 2024
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