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fern shuffle

This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.
I wanted to surprise my boyfriend at the cabin so I did the fern shuffle all the way there.
by anonymous January 18, 2025
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Icy Shuffle

Purposely sliding one's feet along the ground in hopes that they will avoid slipping on ice. Has a good success rate, although it may piss off people who are walking behind you.
"Quit doing the icy shuffle and walk like a normal guy."
"I did the icy shuffle as walked out of my house onto the icy steps."
by jb0590 February 23, 2011
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Wet Shuffle

When you have a wet dream and wake up late so you don't have time to clean it up
Had a 9am this morning, woke up late and an accident last night. had to pull wet shuffle didn't I?
by Fokkofmumim13now October 12, 2019
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Krammer Shuffle

This was a typical Krammer Shuffle.
by LePatsch June 5, 2020
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