the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Hernandez Shuffle

The act of one killing themselves by applying a slippery substance to the floor to prevent recovery from hanging.

Man today really sucked…I think I’m going to commit the Hernandez shuffle.

by Shufflemaster420 November 20, 2021

Cupid shuffle

When someone says Cupid shuffle you have to dance any kind of way

My friend said Cupid shuffle and I started shuffling

by Lizzoqueen21 December 12, 2019

Brady Bunch Shuffle

When your Zoom square changes position relative to other Zoom chat members that follow the look and logic of the iconic Brady Bunch square.

"Your square is Alice, no its Peter, then its Bobby. It's the Brady Bunch Shuffle."

by VisitorNY February 13, 2021

Brazilian Shuffle

A frustratingly slow walking pace renown in Brazil.

He only know's how to Brazilian Shuffle, my guess is he'll be another hour.

I ordered in a round, but your beer is now flat because of that Brazilian Shuffle you were sporting.

by moneyinmypocket June 19, 2017

G-spot shuffle

With an upward curved cock, in dogggy style, a thumb is inserted in the rectum with the intent to have the pad of the thumb press upon the cock curve.

I hit her with the g-spot shuffle, birch came all over the place. Had to burn my sheets.

by Blackbitchesdontlie January 28, 2018

shuffle rape

Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.

I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.

shuffle rape

by suicidal grandma December 11, 2011