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jack woods

by yessir.com.epic September 14, 2020
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isaac wood

the front man of experimental post-punk ground black country, new road that all mentally ill depressed speedy wunderground fans want to be
“have you heard the new black country, new road album?”
of course, it’s album of the year, i’m such an isaac wood! oh well, off to therapy i go!”
by isaacwoodbutagirl September 6, 2021
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wyatt woods

Greatest athletes to ever live. They’re good at everything, give them a sport and they’ll go pro in it.
“How is he good at everything?”
“That’s Wyatt Woods, that’s how”
by zzeeexx November 24, 2021
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Mourning Wood

the expression of deep sorrow for someone who has passed, shown by having a boner
My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.
by GabePriest January 22, 2018
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wood-pus

Wood-pus stands for wooden pussy: a wooden pussy means a floozy, ptretentious, hard to please white girl who doesn't enjoy to have sex.
Mate 1:" Did you hang out with Sabrina?"
Mate 2:" Yes, I did, but it's been a mistake. She kept annoying me from the beginning: I had to pay her dinner, buy her a teddybear at the luna park and bring her home and she didn't even kiss me! She's definitely a wood-pus."
by A spaghettione December 14, 2018
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wood slanga

Slanging dick. A hard dick. Anything that pertains to using a dick sexually
by Kikaloo February 18, 2022
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Wood off

A phrase used to tell someone to go away in a joking and cheeky manner.
A: “Hey can u give me a tenner?”
B: “Wood off!”
by Joleeee January 10, 2020
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