deuce

A massive fucking shit and can also be used towards a person who is a dumb fuck and nobody likes them

Yo you no that kid who walks with his head forward all the time and he has no neck, Hes actually a deuce

by orphan kicker27 November 16, 2021

Deuce

2 ounces of Codeine cough syrup

Deuce - “I just dropped 2 Deuces of Tec in the sprite”

by Hood_rich3000k November 23, 2023

Deuce brown pillow

Like goose down pillow. When you have to shit, and you put to on the water first to catch the poop. Then top it with the used to, but don't flush.

I had a big breakfast. I'm about to leave a deuce brown pillow in the bathroom for someone to see.

by Barakabomba May 4, 2024

The Deuce

Where you’re felching then you mistakenly or purposefully drop a dingleberry into the receiving mouth.

I did the deuce on a grindr hookup this afternoon.

by Mary59443 October 22, 2023

deuce-chills

n. a sensation of coldness and/or shivers, accompanied by extreme embarrasement for another person.

I got some serious deuce-chills when Goo told that joke-- Nobody laughed!

by Goo-punch December 24, 2008

Moose Deuce

A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.

George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.

by Shit knife December 17, 2018

on the deuce

simply means on the low

DON'T FORGET TO BAM RECORDED ALOT OF SHIT ON THE DEUCE IMA GET MY HANDS ON THAT TO RELEASE IT

by The_Abbot December 12, 2010