Tapestry

if a person has tapestry in their room they are probably a ugly single girl.

“Oh that girl is really ugly and single, she must have a tapestry in her room”

by Woahz February 16, 2021

Flag

Get the Tapestry mug.

Tampedo

When a tampon is unexpectedly thrust from within the vagina by a sneez or a cough.

Oh no, I sneezed and a tampedo flew out; watch your head!

by Jac52392 February 21, 2021

Flag

Get the Tampedo mug.

Related Words

taped • taped dick • Taped out • taped up • Taped Up and Pissed Out • TapeDat • Duct Taped • fuct-taped • needle taped to the hip • Scotch Taped

Tape

Something you use to tape stuff

Why did you put tape on my penis?

by BigCheezy45 March 4, 2021

Flag

Get the Tape mug.

Tapped

Eugiene taderera, he lives in swindon about 4"11 with AF1s on. Fruity don, stay away from this one could be a serious threat to society

Hey mate do you know anyone thats tapped? yes have you heard of Eugiene taderera

by eugienes mum March 6, 2021

Flag

Get the Tapped mug.

Tapped

Disturbingly weird

Hey do you know anyone that’s tapped?, Yeah bro you know that guy called Eugiene Taderera Hes the most tapped person I know

by eugienes mum March 7, 2021

Flag

Get the Tapped mug.

When a feminine hygiene product is shot out of a menstrating ham wallet with such force that it splatters upon impact leaving a mark made of uterine lining resembling a psychiatrist’s ink blotter test.

I don’t know why Karen wore a skirt in gym while she was on her period but, when she got pegged in her belly by the dodge ball Tommy threw, she shot a TAMPEDO onto the floor so hard that it left a plates sized crater on the basketball court and we all kept discussing what it looked like as if we were taking the Rorschach ink blot test.

by anonymous March 8, 2021

Flag