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Scaramanga Syndrome

weird syndrome of having three nipples, one in the middle!
Scaramanga Syndrome takes its name from a mouse's gene variation named after James Bond's arch-villian who had three nipples!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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Bumhole Syndrome

The side effects of a drug or action used to stretch the anus, meaning the anus is open and very loose.
Roy- "How was your weekend Paul?"

Paul- "Terrible, I fell on a pole and I got Bumhole Syndrome"
by o0 I3LACKOUT Oo September 28, 2008
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Bieber Syndrome

A very rare disease, in which a young teen (around 13-16) is unable to go through puberty for some ungodly reason. The side effects for the adolescent in question are usually microscopic testicles, however the worse side effects are experienced by near by persons, who are then forced to hear the screeching howls of the adolescent's singing voice.
Victim of Bieber Syndrome: "...and I was like BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOHHHH BABY BABY NOOOOOOHHH!!!"

Doctor: "Is euthanasia legal here?"
by imdefinitelynotjustinebeaver September 17, 2010
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cait syndrome

when your head is full of cait
all you can think of is cait
there's cait instead of brain
you're addicted to cait
namir loves cait to an unhealthy level
namir only think about cait , he has cait syndrome
by hornybrah April 21, 2021
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Lagoa Syndrome

an incurable disease which causes a person to have the inability to keep something to ones self, a talker, blabber mouth
this person usually seems friendly nice and trustworthy, is very easy on the eye and uses this to their advantage.
this person will lure you in til you give them juicy gossip and secrets and tell you to your face over and over '' your secret is safe with me'' or ''don't worry i wont tell anyone''
this person is also the type of person once you sleep with them or have any type of sexual contact with them as soon as they leave they will pick up their phone n tell your business to the next person.
CAUTION: when dealing with these types of people it can be heartbreaking, embarrassing, upsetting, and reputation breaking

ANY PERSON SUFFERING FROM lagoa syndrome IS NOT MARRIAGE, BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND, OR UNDERCOVER bedbuddy MATERIAL ... IT WILL BACKFIRE IN YOUR FACE
No secret is safe with any person who suffers from Lagoa Syndrome.

my all time crush and i finally hooked up and the very next day everyone knew about it... i think he suffers from lagoa syndrome!

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by scorncadet July 1, 2011
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Fieldys Syndrome

Rare disease of the sudden failure of the liver that took the life of up next Bay Area rapper AJHUNCHO

Gone too soon
“Dude AJ hasn’t posted in days!”
“Bro... Fieldys Syndrome got him...”
by Herry Stim July 21, 2018
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The Reyes Syndrome

The Reyes (KING) Syndrome is a mental disorder in which the person with this mental disorder cannot determine the difference between constructive criticism and insults. People with this syndrome may also be obstinate and brash. Some examples of this may be that they are unable to take advice or even listen to people in some circumstances. When confronted with someone with Reyes Syndrome, please be patient with them as they do not recognize if you can be trusted or not.
"Why cant he just listen to my advice? I'm just trying to be nice to him..."
"Be patient with him, he has The Reyes Syndrome."
by Yugure Tatsumi July 28, 2021
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