super-size returnable-container swindle

Refers to the pathetically-selfish practice of a miser’s offering a naïve fellow human one or more huge trash bags full of returnable containers as payment for his running one or more errands and/or performing some task around the shyster’s house or property, only for the hapless workman to later discover that the bags merely contain a comparatively few very large (i.e., gallon and/or 2-/3-liter) plastic containers, rather than the logically-expected “haul” of many dozens of ordinary-sized glass/plastic drink-bottles and aluminum beverage-cans; he is thus being paid only a small fraction of the “apparent reimbursement” that the gigantic bulging bags had “implied”.

I always insist on either “counting through” bags of bottles/cans before accepting them as payment for something, or having clear-plastic sacks be used to bag up the returnables, so that I can actually see the size/type/number of the containers inside the bags, and thus be more sure of getting the approximate reimbursement that I’ve been led to believe I’d be receiving as my end of the deal... there are waaaay too many advantage-takers out there who are eager to try to pull the ol' "super-size returnable-container swindle" on people like me.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

The Size Of It

Description of penis or ass.

The Size Of It made me want to lick it.

by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

Pant Size

A grouping of Girl Scout cookies

I just ate a pant size of Girl Scout cookies.

by Gottfather February 27, 2019

jan size

something that is very small

taylor: look at this very small carrot
reilly: omg it’s jan size
tiana: haha it’s jan size

by nomms March 7, 2019

BO SIZE

A BO SIZE is when a SIZE is longer and harder than the universe itself.

i want to lick a BO SIZE

by BO LOVER 6969 May 28, 2019

Taylor sized

A thing that is very small compared to other people’s things/ PPs

Guy 1: I went to the store and got you some Taylor sized pens
Guy 2: what do you mean Taylor sized pens

Guy 1: they are only a cm long

by Taylor’s friend June 11, 2019

fun sized furgle

A fun sized Furgle (also known as Furgal or ferghal) is a human of a smaller nature who’s enzymes appeared to be denatured to the extent that they resemble a smaller, female Hagrid.

Dude, Holly is such a fun sized Furgle

Mate these fun sized Furgles are becoming too common.

by KeithIsJesus June 26, 2019