Phantom Stroke

When there is so much friction on the penis during masturbation / sex that the load exits in a cloud of smoke rather than it’s standard thiquid form.

Oh my god she rode me so hard I phantom stroked in her mouth and she blew a few O’s with my nut.

by Jyds December 30, 2022

2 stroke

A type of dirtbike only legends use

I just smoked that faggot 450 4 stroke rider with my 125 2 stroke

by bastanu December 2, 2023

Keyboard Stroke

When you smash your face on the keyboard.

"Nwtjwyjwjrehrj"
"I think he had a Keyboard stroke!"

by Jewlzex March 24, 2017

hamster stroke

An ill-defined feeling of sexual inadequacy. A concern that despite their sexual abilities and effort, they will not be able to satisfy their partner.

I was working all night to give my girl and orgasm, but I think i might have hamster stroke.

by LEE THE MYTH May 10, 2018

sugar stroke

When Consume so much sugar that your brain stops functioning from 1-5 seconds Then you come back to reality and regret your decisions and cry.

Jackson Ate 5 Pixie Sticks at the same time Then he suffered from a 3 second Sugar Stroke.

by J05M0TH3R December 5, 2019

Stroke

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Person 1: "Indeed."
Person 2: "Sorry, I had a stroke."

by I sprllng vry gud October 4, 2019

Having a Stroke

The act of jacking off.

My mom just told me my grandpa died while having a stroke, and I busted out laughing.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024