muddy stick

the act of having anal sex with your girlfriend and having her shit on your cock

i gave it to lynette in the ass and she gave me a muddy stick

by johny T. cuddler December 11, 2004

sport stick

another name for a cigarette

"Hey Syd, lets go out for a sport stick"

by tukut May 29, 2007

Wack Stick

USB flash drive used to stash your porn

"My wife won't find my porn because I have it stashed on my wack stick,"

by McBastard November 15, 2007

dinner stick

N. A turd.

Bob crapped out a massive dinner stick that clogged the toilet.

by dieselpunker April 16, 2009

BM Stick

Short for bowel movement, it describes excrement that is stick (or log) shaped. A derogatory name, term or insult.

"You big BM stick!" shouted Jane at Harry, with a slight sneer.

by HangDog September 12, 2009

quarter stick

A partial erection, a chub, a rush of blood to the penis but not enough to become fully erect.

I was walking down the hall behind that girl from legal and her tight pants with no panty lines gave me a quarter stick.

by Rusty Shackles October 18, 2012

Flid Stick

A long poking implement usually found strapped to the head of a Spastic to assist them in pressing computer keys and panic buttons also known as Mong Prong

Little Timmy's life has got so much better since we got him that Flid Stick, he spends all day on his laptop now tapping away like a Woodpecker with Parkinsons

by Kingguff January 14, 2015