stiff-leggin'

Is interchangeable with fail or boner. Based off the idiot who jumped out of the ski lift in Frozen and snapped both his legs from stiff-legging it. Who later was eaten by wolves.

I'm stiff-leggin' right now.
(I have a boner)

I stiff-legged the test this morning.
(I failed the test)

by david the ginger October 12, 2010

sifferent

When you meet a SIF (Secret Internet Fatty) in real life and they look different from all the pictures they've sent you.

"Oh...you look sifferent from your profile pic."

by good worker bee February 14, 2013

short-sniffer

A person obsessed with wearing dirty under garments on their head.

Damn son. Came home yesterday and Rainwater had his head in my laundry bin. That kid is a short-sniffer.

by brockesen January 5, 2011

penis stiffy

When a boy nuts on your dick and it’s get sticky

Damn he made my penis stiffy

by Liljaye_08 May 2, 2018

Shit Sniffer

One who seems to enjoy the smell of flatulence. Always the one smiling and staying too long in the affected area.

Look at that guy. Everybody bailed from that sulfer bomb but him. What a shit sniffer!!!

by Find Different Meanings September 20, 2019

ball sniffer

Someone who responds to an ad for something (usually a car) on a website (usually on Craigslist), and takes up your time checking it out, claims that they will buy it, only to disappear.

Nick: Did you sell that car yet?
Brian: No, that guy that came by was a total ball sniffer...he never called back...which sucks because I told another guy it was sold already.
Nick: What a total handjob! Let's kick his ass if we ever see him again!

by Dave in da Burgh May 19, 2008

stiff neck

Another way to say boner.

I've got a stiff neck that's killing me. (Austin Powers)

by bobo_the_clown March 8, 2004