sniff the stiff

When you sniff your mans dick when it’s hard

Damn bro I’m bouta go sniff the stiff

by Flick da stick January 13, 2018

hacking a stiff

To hack a stiff; to smoke (weed or whatever the hell) despite it causing a terrible hacking cough. Whether from smoking itself or asthma.

"Where's Bill?"
"Out in the backyard hacking a stiff."
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"Hey, wanna hack a stiff with me?"
"Nah man, nearly coughed up a long last time."

by 3AM-entry January 31, 2020

Going full Steffen

Not really taking part in a sports contest but still beating everybody else

„Did you see that guy who ran the marathon without a competitor number?“

„Yeah he was going full Steffen“

by TheMemeHoarder February 6, 2020

Going full Steffen

Winning a sports competition without even taking part in it.

„Did you see that guy who ran the marathon without a competitor number?“

„Yeah he was going full Steffen“

by TheMemeHoarder February 6, 2020

stuck on stiff

When someone gets shook so bad that they just stiff up and can't make any moves. Someone who's just there and not doing shit. Ain't really about that life.

You keep talking all that loud shit and you'll get stuck on stiff. End up with a can of starch.

by son1 March 20, 2021

Late Night Stiffy

Those moments when you’re up late and get a grade-a raging cock penis boner hard enough to penetrate the earth’s crust

Girl on FaceTime: hey lol let’s stay up all night

Guy on FaceTime: I CANT THE LATE NIGHT STIFFY HAS STRUCK AGAIN

by _The_Fool_ May 16, 2023

Touch a stiffy

When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja

That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023