Don't step

Saying "don't step in the..." followed by another word is a non-vulgar way of equating the thing denoted by that other word with shit. Used to good effect in the title and cover illustration of the Dilbert book known as "Don't Step In The Leadership".

(Another sense of the phrase makes it shorthand for don't step on your dick.)

"This is my boyfriend's roommate's 'studio'. Don't step in the art."

by NajwaLaylah August 23, 2008

There's no step three!

A reference to a late 90s TV ad for iMac, where Jeff Goldblum detailed "three easy steps to connect to the internet", then realised that he had been a fool and that there was no step three.

Bill: Hey Eric, how can I arouse myself?
Eric: Step 1: Pull down your pants.
Step 2: Jack off until you cum.
Step 3: There's no step three!
Bill: Thanks!

by Chris Spargo February 14, 2009

Canadian Two-Step

After one performs the Cleveland Steamer, he dances around, preferably to a Nickelback song.

"I did the Canadian two-step last night!",
"Were you dancing to Nickelback?",
"Of course!"

by Beeeeeeeeeee123 April 26, 2010

Jacking my steez

To mess with someone in order to disrupt their swagger

Are you jacking my steez?

by Œöø January 3, 2021

step brother

A mixed-race black person who plays both sides of the fence according to when it suits them, slipping between urban vernacular to hustle and jive with the brothers and articulate prep-speak to charm whitey.

That step brother Obama is about as African as an eggroll.

by it be what it be March 17, 2010

No Step on Snek

A parody the Gadsden flag—ie the “don’t tread on me” flag—typically used by people making fun of the patriot movement.

“Look at those goofy ass clowns with their No Step on Snek flags.”

by x understander May 21, 2022

Steez

World-view, perspective, the way a person sees the world; the way a person is.

He has a Libertarian steez.
Her steez is really religious.

by Surefoot November 10, 2012