bathroom stalker

Someone that takes a DUMP several times during an 8 hour work day. When you see them headed toward the bathroom, you know one of the stalls is their destination.

Innocent Bystander 1: Hey whats that guy doing in the bathroom again? He was in there 20 minutes ago.

Innocent Bystander 2: Aww shit! He's a bathroom stalker!

by HardGay! October 29, 2009

stalkerazzi

when u get stalked by a mental ex,whether it be male or female.and they seem to show up wherever u are.

"how does she know we were here?"//"who?,oh that's my stalkerazzi"

by Denman75 September 23, 2009

Keith Stalker Time

The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.

Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!
Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....
Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!
Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket
Jack: FUUUU-
2 days later...
Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.
Luckly i saved the weed.

by bananas_in yo mouth77 November 15, 2010

stale

the description for poor banter

Henry Lindemann has staly banter

by win-co-fo February 6, 2003

staaden

Small but potent person with light addiction to alcohol and acting freaky. Otherwise the coolest person to imagine..

-"This guy is acting kinda freaky"
-"Oh yeah just like staaden!"

by Kotus Baronus January 14, 2007

stalets

The stale cereal found on the bottom of the box. Usually occurs when pouring cereal out of the box and the extras not falling back into the bag.

The guy liked to savor the few stalets left when he was finished with his box of Cheerios.

by cpai October 24, 2007

stardeath

A point where you can predict your own demise in the future

"When Judas kissed him on the cheek, Jesus saw his stardeath"

by Catch you later October 18, 2008