United States

A country which thinks it is superior to Canada, but in reality has no fucking clue. Even though Canadian citizens are superior to American citizens in all areas, with the exception of being overproud and stupid, Americans continue to tell each other and everyone else that they are better than Canadians. The U.S. has no idea why the rest of the world hates them and most of the time is oblivious and ignorant towards the truth. Eat shit yankee buttfags.

Terrance: Hey, did you know most Americans are so stupid that they think we are still a British Colony?

Philip: Why yes, Terrance. When will they every figure out we have been an independent country since 1867?

Terrance: Never because the United States is composed of absolute morons. . .

by Diddle'erkneecaps October 23, 2010

snakes on a plane

noun - A Full House in poker consisting of 888AA, Eights Over Aces.

888 - look like snakes

AA - also known as American Airlines.

Hence, Snakes on a Plane.

On the river Omar announced, "I got mutha fvckin Snakes on a Plane" and took down a gigantic pot.

by Chewy-WRX July 30, 2008

The United States of America

Normally reffered to as " 'Murica ", it is a country that is unable to mind it's own business, even though it has plenty of problems of it's own. It's inhabitants are described as large, unintelligent, gun-wielding, unemployed racists who make hourly visits to McDonalds. These creatures detest being spied on by the NSA, with the main reason being that they don't want the government to see them watching porn. Speaking of governments, theirs sucks.

The United States of America needs to get its shit together.

by Cassie Moner August 26, 2013

baby snakes

Nickname for a female. Usually a female you treat as an object.

(After she reacts to an insult)
'Calm down Baby Snakes, have a piece of cheese.'

by Joshtron November 12, 2007

united states of america

Undeniably the best country on the planet. Americans enjoy many rights that most other countries don't have. It sickens me to hear the conspiracy theorists and "non-conformists" complain about the corruption and problems with the United States. If it's so bad, then just leave and stop complaining. I mean those people would obviously rather be as far away from the United States as possible instead of living here. Apparently the worst country in the world allows you to bitch and moan as much as you want, keeps you from going hungry, and keeps you safe from people who threaten our freedom. Try finding that in the Middle East and tell me how it goes.

This isn't meant to bash other countries but the citizens of the U.S. that take the freedoms presented to them for granted every day of their lives.

Non-conformist: This country is filled with corruption and hate in the government, and it's holding me down. We live in a horrible country.

Me: Then why don't you leave the United States of America?

Non-conformist: "..."

by Petey B. August 19, 2007

snakes tits

"Snakes tits" refers to a phrase used when expressing great appreciation for something. Very much close to a unicorn, or Bigfoot. Fictional and should be used with caution.

"Last night was absulutally snakes tits. I really had a good time."

by #wordplay May 8, 2017

Euro States

Quick form of "The European Union".

In the euro states you can watch tv but you need a license and have to pay something like € 260.

by Mahango July 20, 2009