shocktooey

An emphasis of any emotion. And Exclamation(!).

Shocktooey! The cat got ran over by the hillbilly's pickup truck.

by mississippiwade June 22, 2014

shocker dock

A butthole. A dock for the pinky shocker.

That bike seat went up my shocker dock.

by Knutmeg June 28, 2014

Shockward

Being shocked in an awkward situation

Aaron: Will you marry me?
Janet: *shocked* No sorry

Aaron: Oh...
Janet: Well this is shockward for me

by That's so fetch April 30, 2015

shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

Shockadoo

A term used to empathize a quarter rest followed by an eighth rest. Excessive use of the word leads to the drinking of bleach, succ, and other physical harm

"How are you?"
"Super! Thanks for asking! I cant play Firing Line Right though."
"Use shockadoo."

by Words Of Jazz Wisdom November 9, 2016

shocktwirler

noun.

1. A self-destructive person, especially when automobiles are involved.

2. One who fancies himself a great driver, but is actually a terrible driver who endangers himself and others.

Bob is such a shocktwirler that he thinks hooning around in torrential rain is a great idea.

by Macanguish December 15, 2016

shock fisting

1. Fisting another person while hooked up to a car battery

2. Surprising your partner by shoving your entire hand inside them yelling "Surprise!"

My girlfriend is in the hospital after getting Shock Fisted

My girlfriend wanted me to be spontaneous, so I tried Shock Fisting.

by Lord Daddy Vlad October 10, 2017