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Baker's Special

the act of wrapping your dick in cookie dough or cake batter then proceeding to have your dick sucked until all the dough is gone
Sean: Kelsie, John would like a Baker's Special

Kelsie: OK I would love to. I already have the dough.
by Dicky d October 17, 2014
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Velez Special

The act of waiting until the last minute to do pretty much anything, even if you have a group waiting on you. Commonly seen on weekend nights or meet ups to go to catch a movie at a specific time. To properly fix this problem one must tell the velez specialist to get ready an hour before they actually should.
OOOH man! He pulled the velez special and we missed the movie.

Dam he pulled a velez special and i am no longer horny.
by Velezbo November 24, 2010
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seattle special

Being consciously aware of your turn signal and consciously not using it.

The scientific definition of the lowest level of intelligence sufficient to get a driver's license.
Do not ascribe to malice that which can be ascribed to the Seattle special.
by Wordius January 19, 2016
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AK-Special

Noun. A type of shirt exposing no less than 6 inches vertically, 4 inches horizontally of the upper chest region, in a V neck shape.
That's a real nice AK-Special you have there, bro. I can totally see your chest beard.
by thenast January 25, 2011
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JC special

When you are jerking someone off with one hand while using three fingers from your other hand to spin one testicle and sucking on the other testicle. Milking the testicles like one milks a cow.
Yeah I was hanging out with this chick and she gave me a JC special!
by HazeMcNasty October 2, 2021
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Special Nap

The act of male members who engage in the activity of masturbation while discreetly disguising the dirty act as taking "a nap with the door locked and the lights off".
Corey- Tom do you want to play a video game?
Uncle Tom- No I'm gonna take a nap with the door locked and the lights off.
Corey- Oh you mean a special nap
by Jack 7 Black March 13, 2009
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bonny special

A cocktail beverage served in a highball glass containing the following:
1 shot of Vodka
1 shot of Gin
Tonic Water
Bitters to taste

Renouned for it's ability to cause severe drunkeness due largely to the fact that they are served so cheaply at a certain Brisbane night club.
Travis: Jesus Tom, you look terrible!
Tom: Aye, the siren song of the $5 bonny special hath taken it's toll.
by TravisC August 9, 2006
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