(noun) - An ugly and barely useful shoe, considered even less of a shoe than "flip-flops", which has been relabeled to make it sound more appealing.
See also Soccer sandal effect.
See also Soccer sandal effect.
What you call a "soccer sandal" is what I wore to the community bathroom in the dorms so that I wouldn't get athlete's foot.
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i saw a brode walking across the lawn i thought she was a soccer mom player she was kicking her tits around.
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2. The act of stopping a shot on goal/Penalty Kick during a game using only the Testicles/Crotch Area.
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2. The act of stopping a shot on goal/Penalty Kick during a game using only the Testicles/Crotch Area.
3. Stopping a pass from reaching completion using the crotch.
John was Sprinting towards goal, only one defender left, the Keeper had spontaneously combusted, when George moved in front of his shot at the last second with an amazing Cockblock (Soccer Definition).
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I wanna show ya kinda something new.
Now If your having trouble just getting a boner,
Here's something cool that'll work for you.
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez,
Some will say that its a bit extreme.
Close your eyes and spread your legs now,
What I'm about to do will make you scream.
You better lube it up cuz it's easier to get it deeper in,
in her hole so she screams
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah woah the Shocker.
It's easy to find chicks that really dig it,
In any city or any town.
You can spot a rookie who's bin using the shocker,
He walks around with a pinky thats brown.
When ya do too much butter sugar,
And your hard meat stick won't stand.
Add your middle finger to a first and little,
and spread the shocker all across the land.
Its time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls,
you will learn this at school.
so pay attention here
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah call the Shocker.
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,
or do it in the alley right behind the bar.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
YEAH!!
I wanna show ya kinda something new.
Now If your having trouble just getting a boner,
Here's something cool that'll work for you.
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez,
Some will say that its a bit extreme.
Close your eyes and spread your legs now,
What I'm about to do will make you scream.
You better lube it up cuz it's easier to get it deeper in,
in her hole so she screams
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah woah the Shocker.
It's easy to find chicks that really dig it,
In any city or any town.
You can spot a rookie who's bin using the shocker,
He walks around with a pinky thats brown.
When ya do too much butter sugar,
And your hard meat stick won't stand.
Add your middle finger to a first and little,
and spread the shocker all across the land.
Its time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls,
you will learn this at school.
so pay attention here
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah call the Shocker.
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,
or do it in the alley right behind the bar.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
YEAH!!
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