Spongebob Squarepants

A stoners favorite show!

Stoner: Hey man, let's go watch Spongebob Squarepants!!
Sober: Why? that is a kids show!
Stoner: Shut the fuck up, He is yellow and I like that
Sober: Wut

by Patrick pentagon January 3, 2009

sponge head

Derogatory term for an african american named after the thickness of their hair.

"Boy i told you only Sponge Heads can grow dreadlocks, your straight blonde hair will never clump togather."

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

sponge snatch hair pants

not to be confused with a popular nickelodeon character, this person is one that will bring no joy and happyness to anyone. It is a girl on the rag who has an excessive amount of hair around her vagina.

That girl has a severe case of sponge snatch hair pants!

by MFMB January 13, 2007

spongebob

You are a sponge bob if
1: Your laugh is gay as hell.
2: your friend is a starfish
3: you live in a pine apple.
4: if you never shut the fuck up!

Hey sponge bob, where your gay ass five armed fag? oh, he's in your pine apple? why dont you ever shut the fuck up you spongebob?

by Nestea Roxorz November 20, 2004

Slanger

When someone has a giant DICK

Girl I got a slanger

by I’m dat nigga boii July 1, 2019

Chum Slinger

great big cock on the verge of ejaculation

Leon was polishing his chum slinger when his mother came into his room with pancakes.

by tunatube August 5, 2008

fun sponge

A person that is usually described as soaking up all the fun out of a room or situation. They are generally quite boring, lame and humourless people and don't allow those around them to have any fun.

Person 1: Hey is laura wagner coming to the party tonight??
Person 2: No I told tara not to invite her, she's your typical type of fun sponge. I mean I do want to have fun tonight don't you?

by horbagz91 March 4, 2012