SimplePurse

A white man who uses a guff skin on minecraft and fortnite. He usually has that bad rizz and it works opposite. Even though his rizz is bad, he created the saying "What's cooking good looking". People call him "Simple" for short. He always trolls people. He is every race and uses every slur in the book.

AHH SHIT SIMPLE HELP ME
e-e guffy wuffy
SIMPLEPURSE YOU ARE BEING DUMB
Shut up you faggot

by MrPortMan March 31, 2023

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Simple person

A simple person is a person who is using the word simple as a cover for being an extremely complicated person. Such examples may include a person who calls themselves simple but may in fact be a person of notable status, fame, power or wealth.

"I am a simple person, I have no idea what you are talking about"

by Silverpaladn January 29, 2023

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Simpleton

A simple person

I don't like anything fancy, I am a simpleton

by Sm00thcriminal January 31, 2023

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simplifry

To make sizzling up a crunchy side-dish less complex.

Using a Teflon-coated skillet or conventional cooking spray may indeed simplifry da food-preparation process, but it also introduces toxic chemicals into da resulting braised creation.

by QuacksO February 10, 2023

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