sexually harambed

The act of being sexually harassed by a big hairy person.

"You just got sexually harambed!"

by Bisexual.llama March 10, 2017

Sexually Dormant

When one does not have sex for 6 months or more.

Dude, I just realized I haven't had sex in like 6 months… I'm sexually dormant.

by 2DEEP4LIFE March 25, 2017

currency sexual

Someone whose sexual arousal comes from getting paid for sexual acts or having sex with someone with lots of money and possessions.

I don't get sexually aroused by looks, I get horny when I'm getting paid I'm a currency sexual.

by Cairo Leading February 24, 2022

Sexually Constipated

The pain and sadness that results from not performing sexual acts.

" What's up with him?"
"Oh, He's just sexually constipated dude! His girlfriend won't give him any."

by Borta58 June 16, 2012

Sexual Glaze

When you ejaculate onto an old-fashioned donut.

Russ: "This glazed donut tastes different. I thought I told you pick up some old-fashioned donuts"

Jim: "I did, but then I added some sexual glaze to them"

by jimcool126 September 19, 2012

Vehicular Sexuals

Sex in a vehicle of some sort.

Me and Taylor are going to partake in some vehicular sexuals in her car.

by Wes2101 June 28, 2016

Sexual Atheism

The belief that you will never get laid.

John: Man, I have no girlfriend or any ability to talk to women. I'm 27 and I'm still a virgin.
Dave: That sucks. Have you tried everything?
John: Yeah, I just can't get laid no matter what. I think I'll convert to Sexual Atheism.

by Garrett Starr February 11, 2015