Sexually Preserved

Someone who is sexually preserved; a virgin. Otherwise referred to a SPV.

"Don't date him, you're sexually preserved. He's a very sexual person."

by SVP October 8, 2013

Sexually Constipated

The pain and sadness that results from not performing sexual acts.

" What's up with him?"
"Oh, He's just sexually constipated dude! His girlfriend won't give him any."

by Borta58 December 18, 2012

sexually harambed

The act of being sexually harassed by a big hairy person.

"You just got sexually harambed!"

by Bisexual.llama March 10, 2017

leon sexual

You mainly date the opposite gender but are still kind of attracted to the sane gender. Also have some of the opposing genders qualities.

I'm Leon sexual.

by Imtrashhahaha February 11, 2017

Sexual Hermits

Sexual Hermits is

When two people get together on a Friday nite for a casual evening and find themselves not being able to leave the bedroom until Sunday afternoon.

"Sexual Hermits"
Girl has boy come over on Friday nite to get together and find themsleves humping each other silly time and time again and just can not leave the house.

by jlh119 January 12, 2010

currency sexual

Someone whose sexual arousal comes from getting paid for sexual acts or having sex with someone with lots of money and possessions.

I don't get sexually aroused by looks, I get horny when I'm getting paid I'm a currency sexual.

by Cairo Leading February 23, 2022

Sexual miracle

When something sexual happens to a person / between people that can only be defined as an act of God.

Damn, I'm a horny, 33 year old, single Christian, I need a sexual miracle.

by JustifiedbyJesus December 18, 2020