tornado seeds

Tornado seeds are mobile homes. When you build a mobile home park tornados will come.

We better move out of this area, they're putting in a neighborhood of tornado seeds!

by Dictionary Joe April 5, 2023

Bird Seeding

It is when an individual sprinkles bird seed on their butthole and allows their feathered friends to feed from it.

The Australian man’s butthole was pecked raw after his daily bird seeding routine.

by Burglekuckler May 25, 2023

Alex Seeds

-The state of being completely at the whim of the deterministic nature of the universe.

-Devoid of free will or the ability to choose ones own path.

-Being completely convinced of the fact that any free will is simply an illusion.

-Denoting the simultaneous possession of the qualities of being inherently seductive and maintaining a conscious awareness and confidence in this attribute, as humorously conveyed in the well-known lyrical phrase: 'I'm sexy and I know it.

“Yeah i was trying to convince him not to go ahead with it, but he was really Alex Seeds at the time.”

“Be careful around that guy, his name is Alex Seeds and he doesnt have free will.”

“I went on a date with Alex Seeds and woke up 4 days later in the boot of an abandoned car in Rocklea”

by Charlie (AKA 99) July 5, 2023

silver seeder

A derogatory term for a Gleaner combine. The machines are a silver color and the older models tended to put a lot of grain back on the ground which would then grow the next year as s volunteer crop.

You can tell they harvested that field with a silver seeder.

by Juniorcat1999 October 24, 2023

Soda seed

Seeds of a soda from the plant sonaliz fantil.

We're collecting soda seeds to grow more soda.

by hidjdjejjeke November 9, 2023

Ancient Seed

While getting head from your favorite, huntress, theater chick or firesnatch whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week’s worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce an auto-attack effect as she stumbles around the room like a belligerent fool.

Theater chick ran into a wall and broke her nose after Bobby gave her his ancient seed.

by UprisingOG-EvaDiva September 11, 2024

The Seedy Cabal

The Seedy Cabal is an ancient underground organization of political operatives that aims to create unrest and influence the masses. Little is known about the organization apart from the initials of the three founding members, HB, AK, and RT. The only known operations of the group involve the destruction of the reputations of their political opponents. It is also speculated the cabal was involved in other world events throughout history, such as the sacking of Rome and the creation of the state of Israel, alongside the Rothschilds.

The Seedy Cabal is out to plant me!

by ahuang24 October 8, 2024