secret sandwich

A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.

These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.

To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌

The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret

Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021
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Secret Salta

It's like having a secret santa - where instead of recieving delicious choclates and sweets, you are only getting fucking salt. Cheap ass fucker. yes Brian I'm talking to you!
- Hey bro, did you get some nice presents from your secret santa?

- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.
by Rainbowflavored Koala Poo December 01, 2017
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secret frosty

Playing seven up but instead of tapping their thumb you ejaculate on their face.
Let’s go back to my place to play some secret frosty.
by Bobby4500 December 13, 2022
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secret uncle

Your own personal uncle that is secret to the rest of the world.
Mikalah: I swear i have a secret uncle.
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!
by Jeeoh July 27, 2021
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secret uncle

Your own personal uncle that is secret to the rest of the world.
Mikalah: I swear i have a secret uncle.
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!
by Jeeoh July 27, 2021
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Secret spunk

The act of waiting for someone to fall asleep to secretly squirt man milk on the unsuspecting villains face
I managed to secret spunk Cameron the other day it was funny af
by The spunk man November 26, 2021
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