Secret Satchel

A hidden stash of something fire. A hidden bowl or 2.

You should like, bust out that secret satchel man. It'd be fire.

by J - donealottadro July 24, 2007

Secret Hobo

Someone who hoppes from an airbnb to another airbnb. Actually he/she is homeless and can’t confess it to himself/herself.

- Oh my god, do you know she moves every week to another house.
- Yeah, she is secret hobo.

by pensa_coke_cola June 3, 2024

Secrets of worldwide participants

Now we talk about Alisha one of the admins in worldwide. Alisha has been in the group longer than you can think. She has just not been chatting She has been attractive to so many boys on Worldwide as funny as it is she doesn't really have a secret she is mostly lowkey. You might think she has a crush but she actually doesn't she might be attracted to Sammy or michael. But we know that Glory is her bestfriend but Alisha has nothing to hide.

SECRETS OF WORLDWIDE PARTICIPANTS part 4

by Ebuksam January 6, 2023

Michael secret

When your wife catches you on a website looking to get blown by men with a dildo sitting next to you on the couch

She will take Michael secret to the grave

by TallCupOfJoe June 23, 2023

Grundle Secretion

The scientific term for suffering from inordinate amount of sweat and wetness located around one's grundle. This nether-region, tucked between one's balls (or vagina) and anus, shows symptoms of Grundle Secretion (GS) due to any physical activity, sweating off the booze from a hangover, sitting in a chair that increases grundle temperature above the grundolgist-recommended 100.3 degrees Fahrenheit, among many others.

John: "Dude, when Megan and I switched airline seats I didn't think I would be sitting in a damp puddle. Do you think she peed?"

Grundologist Greg: "No John, she did not. She, along with 41% of other Americans, suffer from Grundle Secretion. That was just a mixture of her grundle butter. Airline seats often contribute to excessive GS."

by McCuntBuckets January 26, 2015

secret frosty

Playing seven up but instead of tapping their thumb you ejaculate on their face.

Let’s go back to my place to play some secret frosty.

by Bobby4500 December 13, 2022

Secret Finger Jitsu

A karate move, involving your hands and some tape. You use the Secret Finger Jitsu when someone is trying to mug you and you grab your tape and tape his mouth shut and stick your fingers up his nose and run.

Person: ur getting mugged kid
You: *uses the secret Finger jitsu*
Person: *muffled noises*
You: *clearly running away*

by GarrettIsBadAtMakingGames October 22, 2020