Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.

Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...

by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021

dust of satan

The dust most commonly coughed up from males after performing oral sex to a female, usually associated with a deep toned demon-like moan as it is coughed up.

You wouldn't believe the dust of Satan that was coming out of Mark last night, although he was going to town on Stacy so I shouldn't be surprised.

by JackOfAllTrades117 August 3, 2016

Satan

Horny Horned Horner who thinks his the freaking devil.

After Satan was thrown off the cliff. He devised a CONSPIRACY TO OVERTHROW HEAVEN with his legendary horniness.

by Satan is Jesus October 5, 2019

Satan

Gay losers that will burn forever

Satan took it up the butt basically liked someone so much kept touching umm.

by Gaybreillsamon July 21, 2021

Satan's Jaw

When your std's got your face popping

My mate Vernon got Satan's Jaw last week, what a dickhead

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Satan's Mouthwash

The rare term of describing how it feels to temporarily choke on your own spit mid sentence, usually some people use this term in an angry, annoyed way (In an irrational tone of voice)

Random Guy: "Steve, this morning I just got Satan's Mouthwash 3 times!"
Other Random Guy: "That sounds horrible, Alan."

by Another Unused Spoon March 21, 2021

satan fisting

Fisting a girl that's on her period and waiting till your hand get's covered in blood then fisting her in the butt.

Hey wanna try some satan fisting?

by donnie69_tittybrailreader_og April 28, 2015