Salty Sailor

A gay sex term for when a bottom shits/sharts cum all over another person's face.

"Last night Ryan gave Trevor the ol' Salty Sailor in the living room and needed to wash up immediately afterward."

by Sammy Vulva January 3, 2015

Salty Jones

Having a White male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the first male. See also Pepper Johnson.

Matt Drodz was estatic to recieve the Salty Jones from Thibido after a long day at the fudge packing facility.

by Mike November 27, 2003

salty ass

Salty Ass

Noun

sɔ lti æs

1. When the ass is saltier than a seafarer's puckered bum, abraised by the briny winds, it may be described as such
2. Someone who has breached a threshold of being just too damn salty.

Aw, come on man, I didn't mean to pour balsamic vinegar in your cornflakes! Get your salty ass up and quit moping.

by J~Egg January 8, 2015

Salty Broad

The act of a promiscuous woman, not a prostitute, who gives dirty looks, says rude comments, and refuses a drink when you offer to buy one for her at the bar.

"Yo man that salty broad sittin by the taps needs to take her midol before she gets slapped."

by Doug McNug November 18, 2009

Salty Rim

When you masterbate with your own tears so much you build up tear salts around the head of your penis.

Man, I've had a salty rim ever since my girlfriend left me.

by vickyspanish January 1, 2017

Salty Crab

An advanced sexual position for gay men where one man lies on a bed on his back and gets into the crab walk position while the other man stands at the edge of the bed and analy penetrates him while simultaneously giving him a blow job.

+1 bonus point if both men ejaculate at the same time creating the "All You Can Eat Crab Night at the Red Lobster"

I peeked in the window and saw Brian and Michael performing the Salty Crab.

by Cockosaurusrex September 27, 2008

Salty milk

Milk that has salt poured into it.

-Did you drink my salty milk?
-Yeah, sorry dude, just couldn't restrain myself.

by thegman666 January 9, 2020