swingrich

A "swingrich" is a CPOS masquerading as a swinger/polyamorous person.

Named thoughtfully for the American politician Newt Gingrich.

"I thought he was ethically non-monogamous but he was just a swingrich."

by "The Stranger" Sloggers February 6, 2012

swinging the badger

the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger

oh mate i swung the badger last night... was mint
i might be swinging the badger tonight

by Badgerswinger12334 November 12, 2013

Swineshit

When one surpasses the level of fuckboy, the next step in a bitch ass' evolution occurs. Can only be achieved when holding a fuckstone turning trade. Basically when you become such a fuckboy there wasn't a word to discribe you, till now.

Swineshit) - Yo, I was at the party on halloween and I took body shots off a girl and almost kissed one of them! Oh bro it was so coool!
(Yo ass) - Nigga you beyond therapy, you ain't even a fuckboy Gtfo with your swineshit crap.

by Willshady January 3, 2016

swing neck

When you suck dick so hard your neck becomes too lose and it just starts to swing around

"Dude Cassidy and I had sex last night". "Nice, did she swing neck?" "Hell yes. Her head was bobbing back and forth!"

by John Doe 3258635 June 17, 2018

Slingshot

Slingshot :noun: slang term for the mankini.

Omg....Mike's wearing the slingshot again. Ball's out.

by Mediocre Girl June 2, 2018

Swinging Door

When you’re having sex with your woman, and your balls are hanging by her “brown eye”, the woman then farts causing your balls to swing back like a door.

Bro, Selina totally gave me the “Swinging Door”!

by Kgizzel November 24, 2018

swing your fucking nuts

(1) v. To take charge and/or control of a situation.

(2) v. To 'Get your dick wet' by some girl you just saw or met.

(1) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"

(2) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"

by Scruggy Gingerbeard September 12, 2019