Stanley Steemer

Filling the office Vacuum Cleaner or Steam Cleaner with shit, as a result, putting loads of feces into the Office Carpets, making the Janitor's job worse.

Chad: I pulled a Stanley Steemer on the Janitor.
Mike: nice one dude

by OhioButtholeTicklingBandit January 18, 2023

reverse jockey sidewalk steamer

Generally performed with a friend, back to back. Both friends squat a pop and defecate onto a third persons name that has been written out on the ground (preferably sidewalk) in an act of disrespect to named person on the ground.

dude, Tonto and I just pulled a reverse jockey sidewalk steamer, and i need you to bail us out of jail.

by SmorGASbordSextyN9ne December 7, 2009

Riding in a steamer

Driving in a stolen vehicle

We got away from the crime scene riding in a steamer

by 187inPro May 28, 2019

twin screw steamer

A sexual position involving 3 persons in which 2 are male and 1 is female. This position most similarly represents the “Eiffel Tower”, while the female presents herself to perform fellatio on one male whilst being penetrated by the other from behind. She will then be spun by both males such that she resembles a roticery chicken being cooked / steamed. This, this ambitious position has coined the phrase the “twin screw steamer”

Aragorn, Legolas and Mrs. Gamgee had a great twin screw steamer last night. Too bad she got so dizzy!

by Fuck Samwise January 28, 2021

Arabien Steamer

Where you force out a shit so your ass is burning, and so the shit steaming poo lands on the others eye balls, and then they grab the boo off there eyes and then take the poo, heat it up, then rub it all over the others body so they look Arabian.

"oy dude... i did an Arabian Steamer on the twat, NOW HES ARABIAN!" Arabien Steamer

by fizzbitch69 April 28, 2009

bronx steamer

getting a blowjob while taking a shit

my wife game me a blowjob while a took a big duece last night, aka a bronx steamer

by KC42 August 19, 2008

seattle steamer

while engaging in the 69 position while the male happens to be eating out the female , the female then releases a ginourmous brown substance in which is insearted into the males boca (spanish for mouth)

o man that was a nice seattle steamer (EHHH HIGH FIVVEEE)

by Georgene Kenneth IV October 23, 2007