Split a cab

When two men have gay sex and get each other pregnant.

"How did William and Joseph both get pregnant simultaneously? They split a cab last year."

by comethrower December 7, 2024

Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.

Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!

by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021

Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo

An extremely homosexual, soulless individual of unknown species. Seems to be afraid of holy water and salt.

Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo is the living embodiment of an expired cheeto.

by Gongart42066621173869 September 8, 2018

Split Twins

Siblings who aren’t actually twins, but look so strikingly alike that people constantly mistake them for twins — despite being born years apart. It’s like the universe hit copy and paste, just with a time delay.

Split twins might share similar height, facial features, mannerisms, or even personalities. Whether they’re one year apart or ten, they give off serious twin energy without sharing a birth date.

“Wait, you’re not twins?”
“Nope. I’m three years older. We’re split twins.

by PubliusX June 22, 2025

corner split

in cardistry if you drop your deck and it lands on the edge you may got some corner splits. A card consists of 2/3 layers of paper and a corner split is when these papers plit on the corner.

i dropped my deck on the floor now i got corner splits.

by Gay = funny January 3, 2022

box split

A group of people paying for a movie all together to reduce the cost for each individual person.

“Lets box split this movie”

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah October 13, 2020

Banana Split

A banana, splitted in two vertically, fulled with chocolate sirup and covered with icecream. It stills a myth because nobody has tasted one ever, even tho everybody wants to eat it at least one time in their lives.

-Oh, this old fashioned restaurant has banana split on its menu!
-Woa, I'm finally going to eat one!

by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 2, 2020