Spaghetti Bitch

When someone gets so attracted to a friend they become a Spaghetti substance in their presence.

Wow, I appear to be your Spaghetti Bitch

by HazardMacaroni October 18, 2022

Spaghetti face

When you're overzealously eating out a girl on her period, covering your face in a combination of vaginally juices and period blood clumps.

"Man, I didn't know my girl started the rag last night and when I was done eating her out I had some serious spaghetti face!"

by ItsUrkel March 3, 2024

Spaghetti Wolf

Untrue information or false rumors; Cap

"I met the president yesterday."

"Spaghetti Wolf."

by Red Herring April 23, 2024

spaghetti toes

Having long stringy almost noodle like toes with rescinding toe nails. Often associated with poor smelling feet and high dorito consumption.

Phil: "Look how long and noodlely jonathan's toes are!"
Jackson: "Yup, Jonathans got a bad case of spaghetti toes."

by fuzzdonkey December 12, 2017

Blood Spaghetti

When a girl fucks a dude with a strap-on, forcing his anus to prolapse, then proceeding to suck on it like its a noodle

" Me and Dave tried the blood spaghetti move. That shit looked like lady and the tramp."

by IoitaCelt237 December 23, 2017

National spaghetti rain day

On 25th march its common for spaghetti to rain. Just put your phone away and go outside and enjoy that spaghetti rain. Btw its very rare.

Brooo lets go outside its national spaghetti rain day

by Just some real life person April 23, 2021

Mom’s Spaghetti

A funny way of saying that you or someone else is nervous. It’s a lyric form an Eminem song called “lose yourself” from the 8 mile sound track

The example in the song/movie:
“There’s vomit on his sweater already, Mom’s Spaghetti, he’s nervous”

by Alyigator March 30, 2019