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simuneer

sim·u·neer s, im ūˈni(ə)r/ verb gerund or present participle: simuneering 1. design and implement (such as a concept or technology) for the purpose of reflecting reality a in simulated-reality setting. "Simuneer" is fused from the words “simulation” and “engineering”. Simuneering is what simulation gurus do when they use their collective imaginations and experience in the simulation & scenario realm to engineer something tangible, useable, and innovative in the training & education world. To that end, when simulation gurus simuneer a solution they harness their rocket-scientist mathematical conjuring skills, unparalleled materials expertise, expert craftsman powers, and immeasurable scientific abilities, the cost of which was any societal maneuvering or intercommunicating skills, and create innovative outside-of-the-box unbelievably realistic training adjuncts and situations.
Sally and Sam simuneered a scenario so complete that even the observing professor's heart rate went ballistic.
by Simu Guru Sting November 1, 2013
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Simoncising

the act of a male exercising in short shorts, a muscle shirt, and sweatbands while moving, listening or acting like Richard Simons. aka exercising like a tool.
guy 1: dude, josh is Simoncising at the gym

guy2: yeah I saw him, what a tool.
by ThatGuy15003 November 22, 2013
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Simonicus

Greekesque parody of the name Simon.

Often given to a mildly douchbagish musical know it all.

This moniker tends to be self applied in spite of its overbearing negative connotations.

If a Simon chose to be know as Simonicus in all likelihood he is suffering from an over inflated ego and lacks certain essential social skills.

Tendency towards loud obnoxious music and glaring pseudo punk rock band apparel.
"Hi, I'm Simonicus."

*gee that guy's coming across as a bit of a tool*
by Meiandus January 13, 2014
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Simon-ism

1. Something that is unintentionally kitschy, tacky, or of poor quality, but these flaws go unnoticed by the admirers of said thing.

2. Something that was popular at some point in the past, but that now seems lame in retrospect.
Argh, not another Another Simon-ism
by schmuly August 6, 2015
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SIMON TONGUE

Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.

Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.

Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.
"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"

"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"
by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015
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Simon Montgomery

Someone who doesn't understand the definition of nicknames.
Im Simon Montgomery I don't understand shit about nicknames.
by BPaws August 16, 2016
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simons opinion

Did you hear what trump said about china?
OMG that's such a simons opinion, Who even takes him seriously?
by YoloMcSwagLord June 13, 2016
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