Shoe Hand

When something bazaar or unusual just happened.

Something you weren't expecting.

When you're at a stop sign and a car on a perpendicular road speeds across, and smashes into something like a school bus.

or

This one time my dad was checking my sisters car parked in the drive way, Until he hears a rustling sound by his car. at first he thinks it is something in the bushes, but when he stares in that direction he notices his spare tire on the back of his car is moving unusually, and then it pops. He says "What the heck?" and he comes inside to tell me the story later that evening, and I thought to myself WOAH Shoe Hand.

by Menalaghalaghalaghalagha November 10, 2010

nerd shoes

geeky 70's style sneakers that all the hipster kids like to wear.

"Wow, look at her pink nerd shoes. They totally match her hair."

by ilikeyourshoes April 30, 2005

das shoe

when a 40 oz of beer is placed in your shoe and drank out of

its hard to play a game of disc with a das shoe in each hand

by Biscuit Farmer June 21, 2009

poo shoe

This is not to replace a traditional shoe but more of a flesh shoe. Now you will need a drunken person to lay flat on the floor face down, and spread the buttucks. The drunken person is to relax as this can be quite painful, now gently work each toe inside the anus one by one until you have all toes inside. Proceed deeper until the whole foot is inside the anus and the persons anus resembles a shoe on your foot. It is not uncommon to hear "do these come in a size 9? " or " does this shoe come in black?"
At this point it is best not to jusge either party in this act , as you should never judge a person til you have walked a mile in their shoes.

Brian: i can never find a shoe that fits right

Craig : have you tried on a poo shoe?
Brian: no but i would love to wear one...
Craig: i will go get the vodka....

by Frank Fontain April 19, 2019

Shoe hole

A shoe hole is when a female has her face down and her ass up then the male leaps and try's to land his oenis in the girl before his feet touch the ground

"Hey tanner you wouldn't believe it even if i told you but I gave Amanda a shoe hole and it was fun on a bun"

by NewmarJS September 24, 2016

GUM SHOE

One who doesn't have much going too much going on upstairs.........

Did you see that gum shoe driving in the wrong direction?

by YA-KNOW March 10, 2008

Puma Shoes

Ugly shoes no one likes them cuz their so ugly and gay and so freaking plain no detail just for lazy people

Blake wore ugly Puma Shoes to school.

by PumasAreUgly April 24, 2015