shaft

the bit before the bellend

she got my whole shaft in her mouth!

by Neo December 26, 2003

Shafters

Amalgamation of the words "see you after", alternatine to "goodbye"

Commonly used in Glasgow.

Jonny: "I need to go the now"
Matt: "Shafters mate"

by GlasgaeFTW May 16, 2009

shiat

another word for shit.

"I hacked a shiat load of people today."

by KRHimself November 9, 2003

shaft

shäft, n anything long and straight; a stem; an arrow; a missile (esp fig); the main, upright, straight, or cylindrical part of anything; the part of a cross below the arms; the part of a column between the base and the capital; the rachis of a feather; the thill of a carriage on either side of the horse; a straight handle; a pole; a ray or beam of light; a rotating rod that transmits motion; a well-like excavation or passage; the penis (coarse slang); a woman’s body (purely as sexual object) (US coarse slang). — vt to have sexual intercourse with (a woman) (coarse slang); to dupe, swindle, treat unfairly (slang). — adj shaft’ed. — n shaft’er or shaft’-horse a horse harnessed between shafts. — n shaft’ing the action of the verb in either sense; a system of shafts. — adj shaft’less. — make a shaft or a bolt of it to venture and take what comes of it, the shaft and the bolt being the arrows of the longbow and the crossbow respectively.

"Jack was gonna go and party with us. Apparently he's one pure sonofabitch and went out with his girlfriend. It was one unforgiven shaft of his"

by Mike January 13, 2005

penis shafted

the art of thrusting ones penis into any cavity on another persons body

dave penis shafted your mom last night

by bizzled May 28, 2009

shiftronic

A type of transmission used in newer cars as a compromise between the sporty side of a manual, and the easy shifting of an automatic. Most cars with this type of transmission are more expensive. The compromise is basically a gear selector where a button us pushed to move it to the right, then up and down in a sequential manner.

Hey that guy got shiftronic on his BMW.
Wow, whats his IQ?
About 14

by James Hemma December 14, 2008

stick shifter

1. another word for a chick who uses/dates you just to get fucked by another one of your friends or any other person that you know.

2. a manipulative skank

other chronological tenses: stick shitfing, stick shifted

A: "...can't believe that chick, she screwed and played almost everyone here"

B: "....yeh, including who used to be my best friend....what a stick shifting bitch!!!"

stick shifter

by Enforcer Black April 7, 2010